1. Pumpkin flavored everything
2. Sweaters, lots and lots of sweaters
3. The colors of everything
4. Haunted houses
5. Apple picking
6. All the scented candles
7. No more bugs
8. You can where scarves all the time
10. Corn mazes
11. Summer is over
12. Decorating for Halloween
13. Apple cider
14. Cozy blankets
15. Hot chocolate
16. Making smores
17. Long walks
18. Carving pumpkins
19. All the movies on TV
20. Layers and layers of clothes
21. Foggy mornings
anyone who says diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never owned a dog.
THINGS WE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!
This hurt my heart
THE GAS PRICES
That sprite remix tho..
OH MY GOD FRENCH TOAST CRUNCH
FRUITOPIA WAS MY SHIT
I tried so hard to find that damn purple ketchup again.
the gas prices make me want to punch babies
The Nintendo cereal zone, that takes me back.
French toast crunch and the gas prices please
Smelly ma fuggin markers though! You know it was about to go down in art class when the teacher pulled those out.
The Men of Tumblr
HERE WE ARE, BORN TO BE KINGS, WE’RE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE
Now this is my kind of glory hole.
When I first read this I thought ‘heat’ was ‘heart’ and I was like, “aww that’s so romantic” but then I realized it was heat and now I am kinda disappointed..
I learned this a year or two ago and made a supervillain called Gartersnake. A transvestite assassin who killed by draining his targets of body heat after using his feminine looks to get in close.
I thought it was clever.
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
Nick Offerman has been on tumblr late at night.